Car guys

You may be a car guy if-

1- You've ever driven 300 miles to a car show in the rain with no top just because you pre-registered.
2- Your garage is cleaner than your house.
3- You can't find a can opener in the kitchen, but you know where every tool you own is.
4- You need both hands to shift into Reverse.
5- You can't remember the color of your girlfriend's eyes, but you can rattle off-in the correct historical sequence- the displacement of every small block Chevy ever built.
6- Your yearbook picture is a pair of greasy jeans sticking out from under the bumper of a 40 Ford.
7- Led Zeppelin and Bobby Vinton are ok, but you consider serious music to be a blown Hemi cruisin the Interstate.
8- You've ever tried to set off a car alarm by rapping your pipes
9- You ever rebuilt a carb in the kitchen sink
10- You dust by hooking more hose to your compressor.
11- You rap your pipes under viaducts just to hear the rumble.
12- You part with big bucks for a rusted Duece coupe shell, but can't afford to get a new dryer for the wife.
13- Your wife is jealous of your car.