car guys 2

You may be a street rodder if...

you've ever driven 100 miles to a car show in the rain with no widows just because you pre-registered.

your garage is cleaner than your house.

you can't find a can opener in the kitchen, but you know where every tool you own is.

you need both hands to shift into Reverse.

you can't remember the color of your girlfriend's eyes, but you can rattle off-in the correct historical sequence- the displacement of every small block Chevy ever built.

your yearbook picture is a pair of greasy jeans sticking out from under the bumper of a 40 Ford.

Led Zeppelin and Bobby Vinton are ok, but you consider serious music to be a blown Hemi cruisin the Interstate.

you've ever tried to set off a car alarm by rapping your pipes.

you ever rebuilt a carb in the kitchen sink.

you dust by adding more hose to your compressor.

you rap your pipes under viaducts just to hear the rumble.

you part with big bucks for a rusted Duece coupe shell, but can't afford to get a new dryer for the wife.