solution to some of our problems

I got an e-mail that got me thinking, some of these humorous e-mails hold the answers to our problems. I don't know who started the e-mail to give them credit, but if you have recieved it I'm sure you'll recgnize my embellishments.

To start with let's put all these punks doing serious crime in jail. Then we get some buses together. Let's take them all down to the Mexican border and put them in chain gangs. Let them build tent jails, then put them to work. Doing what you ask? Here's where we get to solving some of our biggest problems. We put them to work digging a moat. When they finish digging the moat, we send them and the dirt to New Orleans. There they set up another tent jail, and use the dirt to build berms around all the levees. There they break camp for sunny Florida, where they set up another tent jail. While in Florida they collect all alligators and other critters that have been attacking people. When done there we load up the punks, and critters and return to the border. As they fill the moat with water, they add the critters. When this is done it will solve several problems. Illegal aliens won't want to swim an alligator infested moat, New Orleans will be safe against storms, nobody would get eaten in Florida, and an experience like this would make these guys think twice about committing a serious crime when they get back.